Is Jenn Getting More Than Cigarettes on Her Smoking Breaks?

Many Rite Aid employees are known to take cigarette breaks… but only one is reported to use their fifteen minutes for another hobby…
Just this Wednesday, Jenn was caught enjoying a little more than a Marlboro Light during one of her many breaks. The bubbly blonde from the pharmacy department was caught outside with an unknown man and the two were reportedly making out and groping right outside the store!
After their VERY public display of affection, the two disappeared in Jenn’s car and didn’t return for 20 minutes. Upon her return, it is reported that Jenn was seen fixing her clothing and patting down her hair. A fellow pharmacy employee claims that this story actually started that morning:

“On Wednesday morning, this man was talking to Jenn while she was working and
she was just laughing and batting her eyelashes like the big flirt she is! The
guy left the store and five minutes later, Jenn was gone too. What a
coincidence…”

The pharmacist on duty that day commented:

“When Jenn says she needs to take a cigarette break, I always let her go. But I
know what she’s really doing on her breaks! It wasn’t a big problem at
first, but now it’s getting out of hand! If Jenn doesn’t get the help she needs
soon, I’m afraid she’ll get fired… or pregnant!”

But that’s not all! “Rite Aid Trash” learned that the man photographed with Jenn last Wednesday is not the typical kind of man Jenn usually spends her breaks with. The last seventeen men Jenn was caught with were all very different from the mysterious man on Wednesday: the others were all African-American. It’s no secret that Jenn prefers black men and this controversial fact is often discussed at work. A young African-American girl who will soon be attending Monmouth University even made her opinion public as she shouted, “You need to stay with your own kind!” at Jenn, after she returned from one of her typical breaks.

For now, Jenn seems to have no problem with her extra-curricular activities at work. But we know it’s only a matter of time until her obsession causes her to lose her job, her friends, and her good health.