Glenn: Baby Daddy... Again?

It appears that Glenn's libido is causing more problems at Rite Aid.

A little over a week ago, two Rite Aid employees mysteriously quit. Cindy and Laural were two of the best employees and suddenly, they were gone...
Cindy apparently moved to Florida, and no one understood the reasons. But one of her best friends took time away from reading while working in the photo lab to give us his theory:

"Right before Cindy got on her plane, she sent me a mysterious text message. I didn't quite understand what it meant at first, but one all these rumors starting circulating, I suddenly understood everything..."

Rite Aid Trash managed to find this text message. A seemingly frantic Cindy texted the young man before her flight:

"Wtf. I'm about 2 get on the plane. OMG. I'm scared tho. Lmao."

Why would Cindy be scared to get on a plane? Luckily, another employee and close friend of Cindy remembered something the young Asian told her a week before she left. Apparently, Cindy asked her friend if she was allowed to fly on a plane... while she was pregnant! Was her question mere coincidence? We think not! Especially since the whole Rite Aid crew knew that
Cindy and Glenn were romantically involved prior to Cindy's departure!

It's common knowledge that when pregnancy tests are stolen at Rite Aid, the thief always hides the empty box in Aisle 7- the shampoo aisle. How peculiar that very soon before Cindy left, she was seen in that specific aisle...

With the pregnant Cindy far away in another state, it seemed Glenn was safe from the scrutiny of his fellow co-workers. But that's when the young man struck again! The day before the photo lab employee Laural left Rite Aid, she was seen buying a pregnancy test! She bought the test very secretly, but was photographed looking at the results!


We even asked Glenn if he knew about the paternity of Cindy or Laural's
children and he only had this to say:

"I like to be on the bottom. And everyone knows you can't get a girl pregnant if
the guy is on the bottom!"

It's always sad to see a young woman's life changed so drastically because of teenage pregnancy. If the girls already quit their jobs, what's next? Will they drop out of school and become addicted to drugs? If they do, we all know who to blame...

Kelley vs. Anna: The Feud Continues

The Kelley and Anna feud is definitely not a 'new' story- but the bitter battle between the two reached dangerous new levels this week.
After a long day of work, it was almost time for Kelley and Anna to go home. Around 3:30 PM, Anna suddenly found she had no ride and asked Kelley, very politely, if she could drop her off at her home.

Kelley, known for her overuse of offensive language, began cursing at Anna. Apparently, the volatile young woman accused Anna of sleeping around, stealing Kelley's ex-boyfriend Joe, and calling out of work just to go to the mall! As she walked away from Anna, she was photographed eating candy while saying the "f" word.

An eyewitness to the event (and another female Rite Aid employee that works in the photo lab) claims that Anna was very polite to Kelley and didn't deserve the verbal attack:

"Anna was just being her sweet self and Kelley took it too far. If she
didn't want to drive her home, she could have just made up a lie and said
she had to do something after work. She didn't have be so nasty! I think
she got what she deserved..."

And what, exactly, did Kelley get? Only a few short minutes after the confrontation between the young ladies, a Rite Aid customer came into the store and told the woman on register that a "maniac" was "brutally attacking" a car outside in the parking lot.
The Rite Aid employees ignored the frantic woman to continue working on the truck.
But the woman on register says that she did notice something peculiar:

"Right after that woman came in yelling, I saw Anna come in! She looked real mad
and was carrying a bat! You know, I used to play Major League Baseball! I was on
the Yankees."

At approximately 4:15 PM, Kelley left work to go home and found an unfortunate surprise.... Someone smashed in the rear bumper of her car! Kelley screamed so loudly that every customer in the store heard her. A raging Kelley stormed into Rite Aid and searched for Anna. But the young lady actually left work when she was supposed to and was nearly home by that time.

Many of the employees defended Anna. But when this shocking photo was uncovered, it was hard to defend her for long...

This evidence is certainly incriminating! Moments before Kelley discovered her battered car, Anna was seen in close proximity to a baseball bat! Did Anna really attack Kelley's car? We may never know.

Is Jenn Getting More Than Cigarettes on Her Smoking Breaks?

Many Rite Aid employees are known to take cigarette breaks… but only one is reported to use their fifteen minutes for another hobby…
Just this Wednesday, Jenn was caught enjoying a little more than a Marlboro Light during one of her many breaks. The bubbly blonde from the pharmacy department was caught outside with an unknown man and the two were reportedly making out and groping right outside the store!
After their VERY public display of affection, the two disappeared in Jenn’s car and didn’t return for 20 minutes. Upon her return, it is reported that Jenn was seen fixing her clothing and patting down her hair. A fellow pharmacy employee claims that this story actually started that morning:

“On Wednesday morning, this man was talking to Jenn while she was working and
she was just laughing and batting her eyelashes like the big flirt she is! The
guy left the store and five minutes later, Jenn was gone too. What a
coincidence…”

The pharmacist on duty that day commented:

“When Jenn says she needs to take a cigarette break, I always let her go. But I
know what she’s really doing on her breaks! It wasn’t a big problem at
first, but now it’s getting out of hand! If Jenn doesn’t get the help she needs
soon, I’m afraid she’ll get fired… or pregnant!”

But that’s not all! “Rite Aid Trash” learned that the man photographed with Jenn last Wednesday is not the typical kind of man Jenn usually spends her breaks with. The last seventeen men Jenn was caught with were all very different from the mysterious man on Wednesday: the others were all African-American. It’s no secret that Jenn prefers black men and this controversial fact is often discussed at work. A young African-American girl who will soon be attending Monmouth University even made her opinion public as she shouted, “You need to stay with your own kind!” at Jenn, after she returned from one of her typical breaks.

For now, Jenn seems to have no problem with her extra-curricular activities at work. But we know it’s only a matter of time until her obsession causes her to lose her job, her friends, and her good health.