Glenn: Baby Daddy... Again?

It appears that Glenn's libido is causing more problems at Rite Aid.

A little over a week ago, two Rite Aid employees mysteriously quit. Cindy and Laural were two of the best employees and suddenly, they were gone...
Cindy apparently moved to Florida, and no one understood the reasons. But one of her best friends took time away from reading while working in the photo lab to give us his theory:

"Right before Cindy got on her plane, she sent me a mysterious text message. I didn't quite understand what it meant at first, but one all these rumors starting circulating, I suddenly understood everything..."

Rite Aid Trash managed to find this text message. A seemingly frantic Cindy texted the young man before her flight:

"Wtf. I'm about 2 get on the plane. OMG. I'm scared tho. Lmao."

Why would Cindy be scared to get on a plane? Luckily, another employee and close friend of Cindy remembered something the young Asian told her a week before she left. Apparently, Cindy asked her friend if she was allowed to fly on a plane... while she was pregnant! Was her question mere coincidence? We think not! Especially since the whole Rite Aid crew knew that
Cindy and Glenn were romantically involved prior to Cindy's departure!

It's common knowledge that when pregnancy tests are stolen at Rite Aid, the thief always hides the empty box in Aisle 7- the shampoo aisle. How peculiar that very soon before Cindy left, she was seen in that specific aisle...

With the pregnant Cindy far away in another state, it seemed Glenn was safe from the scrutiny of his fellow co-workers. But that's when the young man struck again! The day before the photo lab employee Laural left Rite Aid, she was seen buying a pregnancy test! She bought the test very secretly, but was photographed looking at the results!


We even asked Glenn if he knew about the paternity of Cindy or Laural's
children and he only had this to say:

"I like to be on the bottom. And everyone knows you can't get a girl pregnant if
the guy is on the bottom!"

It's always sad to see a young woman's life changed so drastically because of teenage pregnancy. If the girls already quit their jobs, what's next? Will they drop out of school and become addicted to drugs? If they do, we all know who to blame...